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Poor, Poor Wade

Wade "Non-Cowboy" Phillips - Getty Images

Wade "Not-A-Cowboy" Phillips

It’s finally official: Wade Phillips is no longer the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. And while this may seem like a good move on the surface, this will by no means fix the Cowboys’ issues. As any dedicated Cowboys fan will tell you, the problem isn’t whoever the head coach is; it’s the management. Jerry Jones needs to go – or at least let go of the reigns a little bit. The Cowboys’ best years in recent history were the ones in which Jones loosened his death-grip to allow coaches actually coach. Watching last night’s Sunday Night Football game was one of the more painful football watching experiences I’ve had, especially considering many of my friends are Cowboys fans, but sadly the Cowboys’ woes are far from over. Until Jerry Jones manages to fire himself from certain responsibilities, the Cowboys will have to continually deal with horrible drafts (although Dez Bryant is the real deal), poor transactions (i.e.: Roy Williams), and pseudo-coaching. Sorry Dallas fans, but if you haven’t already conceded to viewing 2010 as a year of “re-building,” the firing of Wade Phillips should give you a nice reality check.

BTW, it looks like playing the defense who’s matched up with Dallas is a wise fantasy move.


The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree

Singletary - Photo by AP

I’m sick of seeing talented, huge-potential players being held back by their coaching staff and/or upper management. Isn’t the NFL supposed to be the best players playing at their best level, generating the best competition so one team can claim they are truly the best of the best? Yet, time and time again, a team’s failures can be largely linked to the people who never even step on the field. Here is my list of coaches and GMs that I think need to go. Feel free to agree or disagree in the comments.

  1. Mike Singletary – HC, San Francisco 49ers
    As a Bay Area native, I’ve obviously witnessed the legends of the 49ers organization – I even got to meet the great Bill Walsh, for crying out loud (does serving him garlic fries at a Stanfurd football game count?)! So needless to say, it’s been a huge disappointment over the last decade watching the once-immortal red and gold deteriorate into this abysmal 1-6 team in 2010. With all the off-season hype surrounding the talented group of 49ers, you have to wonder, where did all of that go? Singletary is deluding himself, sort of in an insane way, by declaring constantly that the 49ers will make the play-offs this year. After firing OC Jimmy Raye, Singletary has set up the blame for this season’s failure to fall solely on his own head. When you have Frank Gore, Vernon Davis, Alex Smith, Michael Crabtree, Patrick Willis, Taylor Mays, and Takeo Spikes, how could you go wrong? Look at the 2010 Tampa Bay Buccaneers and try to name more than 5 players on their team. Without the all-star cast that the 49ers have, Buccaneers’ HC Raheem Morris has given his team opportunities to win. As a Cal alum, I still feel jaded when I look back to the 2005 draft, when Aaron Rodgers dropped all the way to the Packers, while the 49ers took Smith with the 1st overall pick. But the more I think about it, the more I realize Rodgers would probably not be even a shadow of who he has become had he joined the 49ers organization… and for all of these reasons, Singletary (and more?) has to leave. Even Tom Cable is a better coach. Ouch.
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The Dallas Disaster

Besides the fact that the Cowboys played horribly, their playoff hopes received an even bigger blow, as I’m sure most of you have heard, when Tony Romo broke his clavicle. I would have bet a lot of money prior to the injury that the Cowboys would miss the playoffs, but now that Romo’s out, it’s time for owner Jerry Jones to start looking at 2010 as a year of rebuilding. Of course, it’s a little late for that… They should have traded Marion Barber to Green Bay for even a 2011 fourth-round and 2012 conditional draft pick, but that’s probably more on Green Bay’s Ted Thompson than Dallas’ Jerry Jones (Hi, Marshawn Lynch). At least Dallas fans in Texas have plenty of bona fide Southern comfort food to get them through this Super-Bowl-expectations-laden season…

For fantasy purposes, this injury has huge implications. Every member of the Dallas offense just saw a decrease in value as Jon Kitna takes over the reigns, except for Dez Bryant and possibly Felix Jones (but under Wade Phillips’ coaching staff were either of these guys a dependable fantasy starter to begin with?). Anyway, as the disgruntled owner of Roy Williams (and ex-owner of Felix Jones), here are a couple less-obvious guys who I think can help alleviate the Dallas Disaster (just made that up) through the waiver wire:

  1. Ryan Fitzpatrick – QB, Buffalo Bills
    This guy’s the real deal. I admit, I wasn’t a believer until this last Sunday when I watched him play (and destroy) my beloved Baltimore Ravens. Yes, he had 2 weeks to prepare for the Ravens, and that showed in their offensive play-calling and execution, but after 4 consecutive impressive outings (2 of which were against the NY Jets and Baltimore Ravens’ defenses), I hereby declare Fitzpatrick a great mid-season, match-up-proof pick-up. He has a great arm and made great decisions all day – he picked apart the #3 passing defense in the league. He did have 2 interceptions against the Ravens, but come on, they went to the beautiful Ed Reed. Even Peyton Manning throws 2 picks to Ed Reed, so that’s probably more reason to like Fitzpatrick.
    See evidence here: link.

  2. Nate Burleson – WR, Detroit Lions
    For those of you who have Roy Williams, look no further than Burleson as a sufficient replacement. They both have the same play-making ability as the #2 WRs on their respective teams, but now with Stafford back as the QB for the Lions, Burleson should finally start seeing consistent numbers. Of course, he gets his goal-line looks vultured by Megatron, but with Stafford behind the helm, Burleson should get his share of TDs and offensive production for a #3 WR on your roster. You didn’t really think Williams would be consistent for a whole season, did you? I did… *Smacks self in the head*

  3. Steve Johnson – WR, Buffalo Bills
    This year’s Buffalo Bills were pretty much the equivalent to every other year’s Oakland Raiders: high-risk, high-disappointment, low-reward investments (CJ Spiller, anyone?). However, after Trent Edwards got the boot, Fitzpatrick showed he can erect even the most flaccid of offenses. To continue with the ill-chosen metaphor, we should all be calling the doctor now because Steve Johnson has lasted for 4 consecutive games with a TD. If he’s available in your league, take a stab at yet another play-making-WR named Johnson (no wonder Chad Johnson started sucking after he changed his name to Ocho-Cinco). He’s the new Kenny Britt!

  4. Jon Kitna – QB, Dallas Cowboys
    Kitna will save nobody’s fantasy league. I am only listing him here as a last-option (dare I say “sleeper”?) pick-up for week 8. He has a very generous Jacksonville team next week, and with Austin, Williams, Bryant, and Witten on the field, all he has to do is play 3 Flies Up… right?